A ransom note has been received by the kidnappers saying that the hat is now in Norfolk with a community of hobgoblins who will not release it until a law is passed that prevents local capitalists from exploiting  'Joan the Wad' good luck charms. "You can prevent any, immediate, harm from coming to Porky by sending 2 dozen Cornish Pasties filled with scouse to the little hut made of stone and wood were there lives a little elf named Elmer Fud. Unfortunately in transit Porky was dismembered but has since been restitched  by Joan The Wad's Fancy man. Its a lousy job - but what can ya do when its rainin and ya winklepickers let in. If anybody's down Norfolk way see if you can find Porky and let me know.

Hat Thief

A ransom note has been received by the kidnappers saying that the hat is now in Norfolk with a community of hobgoblins who will not release it until a law is passed that prevents

local capitalists from exploiting  'Joan the Wad' good luck charms. "You can prevent any, immediate, harm from coming to Porky by sending 2 dozen Cornish Pasties filled with scouse to the little hut made of stone and wood were there lives a little elf named Elmer Fud. Unfortunately in transit Porky was dismembered but has since been restitched  by Joan The Wad's Fancy man. Its a lousy job - but what can ya do when its rainin and ya winklepickers let in. If anybody's down Norfolk way see if you can find Porky and let me know.